SAMMY
Or maybe a Miles. Now if only I can get the ham out of the fridgerfrater and shove it in the box.
How does you spell tim-buck-too?
Miles, if ypu want out of there stop your whining about the mom starving you to death. She cant help it if you are too lazy to get to the foods dish
The (almost) daily adventures of Sammy, Miles and Nicholas Meezer. One is sweet and calm, one his happy and playful. The other? um......not so much.
Wednesday, April 30, 2014
Monday, April 28, 2014
Meezer Monday Miles report
NICHOLAS REPORTERPANTS
Miles has fainted from hunger. Sammy is trying to stuff him in a box and mail him to Tim-Buck-Too. Billy has been running in and out of the house all weekend. He said it was cold out there but he keeped doing it.
Mommy, I'm sorry I bited your tummy again while you were sleeping. You were making weird snorking noises and stuff, and when I wented to touch your face your nose was leaking all over it and it was gross, so it was the only thing I could think of to do. Sorry.
Miles has fainted from hunger. Sammy is trying to stuff him in a box and mail him to Tim-Buck-Too. Billy has been running in and out of the house all weekend. He said it was cold out there but he keeped doing it.
Mommy, I'm sorry I bited your tummy again while you were sleeping. You were making weird snorking noises and stuff, and when I wented to touch your face your nose was leaking all over it and it was gross, so it was the only thing I could think of to do. Sorry.
Thursday, April 24, 2014
Tuesday, April 22, 2014
hahahahahaha
SAMMY
The mom was dancing around the living room and she tripped over her large feets and fell into the tv and then fell onto the love seat. Miles and Nicky ran, but Billy n me just stayed and laffed and laffed.
We is sorry we is no bisitng as much we is trying to get a schedule posting and visiting. Please be patient wif us.
The mom was dancing around the living room and she tripped over her large feets and fell into the tv and then fell onto the love seat. Miles and Nicky ran, but Billy n me just stayed and laffed and laffed.
We is sorry we is no bisitng as much we is trying to get a schedule posting and visiting. Please be patient wif us.
Monday, April 21, 2014
Meezer Monday Miles Report
MILES
It'sTROO!!! OH MY BAST IT'S TROO. The mom told me! The foo-ton dood GOT RID OF MINE FOO-TON. I can never go back there now. I can nefur haf shrimps and ham on the foo-ton again. I can nefur lick it again or feel it's red and gold tapestry material. IT'S GONE.
And now I'll haf to start calling the foo-ton dood the "boring regular couch dood".
It'sTROO!!! OH MY BAST IT'S TROO. The mom told me! The foo-ton dood GOT RID OF MINE FOO-TON. I can never go back there now. I can nefur haf shrimps and ham on the foo-ton again. I can nefur lick it again or feel it's red and gold tapestry material. IT'S GONE.
And now I'll haf to start calling the foo-ton dood the "boring regular couch dood".
Friday, April 18, 2014
oh bast
MILES
Where am I? FOO-TON DOOD?????? Where is you? The mom????? Is you here? Ihadded the werst dream EFUR. I dreamed the foo-ton dood GAVE AWAY MINE FOO-TON. I better go dream its back. I have crazy love for mine foo-ton
Where am I? FOO-TON DOOD?????? Where is you? The mom????? Is you here? Ihadded the werst dream EFUR. I dreamed the foo-ton dood GAVE AWAY MINE FOO-TON. I better go dream its back. I have crazy love for mine foo-ton
Tuesday, April 15, 2014
how do I mail?
MILES
It occurred to me that I do not know how to mail. Uaually I get in a box and then I go places. I think I has to write on the box where I has to go
Pleese take me to the FOO-TON DOOD. HE LIVES IN THE SAME STATE AS MINE SANJEE AND THE TWINKLETOES KITTIES. THANK YOU
Oh and btw foo-ton dood you can't unfriend me if you does not has bookface. Thats not how it werks.
It occurred to me that I do not know how to mail. Uaually I get in a box and then I go places. I think I has to write on the box where I has to go
Pleese take me to the FOO-TON DOOD. HE LIVES IN THE SAME STATE AS MINE SANJEE AND THE TWINKLETOES KITTIES. THANK YOU
Oh and btw foo-ton dood you can't unfriend me if you does not has bookface. Thats not how it werks.
Monday, April 14, 2014
meezer monday
MILES
I have decided to move in with the foo-ton dood. He makes pamcakes and french toast and mine the mom does not. She is mean.
So now I has to figure out how to get to the foo-ton doods house.
Ooooo heres a miles sized box.
I have decided to move in with the foo-ton dood. He makes pamcakes and french toast and mine the mom does not. She is mean.
So now I has to figure out how to get to the foo-ton doods house.
Ooooo heres a miles sized box.
Friday, April 11, 2014
FINALLY
MILES
Finally, the mom gotted home EARLIER than she used to get home from her other jahb. HOWEVER. she ROOINED the chick-hen with BBQ sauce.
STINK EYE (yes that's my mad face)
Finally, the mom gotted home EARLIER than she used to get home from her other jahb. HOWEVER. she ROOINED the chick-hen with BBQ sauce.
STINK EYE (yes that's my mad face)
Wednesday, April 09, 2014
Monday, April 07, 2014
Meezer Monday Miles Report
NICKY
Here is the Meezer Monday Nicky report
The where is Miles report - well Miles is being a poopy head - the mom did not give him some pork chops so he went to bed and pouted.
So, the mom has been at her noo jahb for a week now. she gets home later than 'afore and that's not right. she says that it will all werk out in a few weeks. I hope so. I miss her when she is at werk.
I wented out on the patio yesterday. it was cold out there. billy said that it would be warm and nice to lay on, but it just made mine feets cold and I hadded to go inside.
there is a new woofie in our nayborhood - he is a "min-pin" and he hadded to borrow one of Miles's sherts 'acuase it was cold out and he is practically bald, and he was shivering. then he peed and kind of peed on the shert. Miles said he could keep it.
And another woofie came into our house yesterday. Moose from across the street - he's a Australian something or other, and when the mom opened the door to go out he ranned in and said "HI" to billy. billy was happy, moose was happy but the mom made him leave.
I think that's all that's going on around here.
Here is the Meezer Monday Nicky report
The where is Miles report - well Miles is being a poopy head - the mom did not give him some pork chops so he went to bed and pouted.
So, the mom has been at her noo jahb for a week now. she gets home later than 'afore and that's not right. she says that it will all werk out in a few weeks. I hope so. I miss her when she is at werk.
I wented out on the patio yesterday. it was cold out there. billy said that it would be warm and nice to lay on, but it just made mine feets cold and I hadded to go inside.
there is a new woofie in our nayborhood - he is a "min-pin" and he hadded to borrow one of Miles's sherts 'acuase it was cold out and he is practically bald, and he was shivering. then he peed and kind of peed on the shert. Miles said he could keep it.
And another woofie came into our house yesterday. Moose from across the street - he's a Australian something or other, and when the mom opened the door to go out he ranned in and said "HI" to billy. billy was happy, moose was happy but the mom made him leave.
I think that's all that's going on around here.
Friday, April 04, 2014
just because....
SAMMY
Just because I lay on the bed next to your head does not mean I want your stinky breath all over my head.
Just because I lay on the bed next to your head does not mean I want your stinky breath all over my head.
Wednesday, April 02, 2014
nothing has changed
MILES
Yeah she sleeps later, gets up, gets dressed and runs out of the house. She has gotten home LATER than she used to. So wheres the benefit for us in this new jahb?
Yeah she sleeps later, gets up, gets dressed and runs out of the house. She has gotten home LATER than she used to. So wheres the benefit for us in this new jahb?
Tuesday, April 01, 2014
Terribly Funny Toosday
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