Meezer Tuesday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - well NO french toast.  But I did get HAM an chick-hen.  

The What did Billy do report - yep he ranned out in the snow  and then made the mom chase him around the bushes.  It was funny.  oh wait BAD BILLY.  MOL

The what did Nicky do report - running, hollering, tossing stuff. same little brat. 

The whacko report by Sammy - well for Mine Auntie Bee (I loves her!) I am going to do a whapping report - 'acause I gotted a GOOD one in on the mom.  I whapped the floor lamp ofur in the bedroom AND it turned on when it hit the floor, waking the mom up out of a sound sleep, and she was SCAIRT.  It was sooooooooooooooo funny.  
Back to you ricotta hips.  


That is the Meezer Tuesday Miles report for today.  

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Well, I am putting off mine Meezer Monday Miles report today 'acause I am just too sad

Sarge, we loved you and we will miss you terribly 

Auntie Bee - we are just so very sorry.  We are holding you in our thoughts and prayers and hearts. 

crappity crap crap crap

MILES

Ok, who put me (hic) in this box??? HE (hic) LLO????? CAN ANYONE HE (hic) AR ME??? WHAT'S (hic) GOING ON???? Am I in the bamba (hic) lance?? (hic hic hic)

HELLO????
(hic)

HELLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPP (hic hic hic)

wait, what did I just hear? arriving in Colorado????? (hic hic hic) - OK guys NOT FUNNY!! (hic hic hic)

AHHH NOT AGAIN

MILES


Call the bambalance!!!! I has the hic-cups again and I cannot stop!!!  

It's just WRONG

SAMMY

So the mom gotted a new kwilt for the bed over the weekend.  It's furry purrty  - it is blue and brown and beige - all lovely meezer colors.  Howefur, it's some sort of shiny slippery material and I has falled out of bed TWICE.  This is NOT RIGHT.  Things like that should be illegal. 

 

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

The mom says that Sammy did a good job last week with MY report and that he should do it again.  I DON'T THINK SO

The Foods Report - well I did have some turkey and some chick-hen.  I am dying for some french toast though.  

The what did Billy do report:   well he was good this week - no running outside in the wet and snow. 

The what did Nicky do report - that boy is TRUBBLE with a capital TRUBBLE.  I think he needs some med-a-k-shun

The alien report by syko Sammy - I's sorry, I has not been watching the aliens too much 'acuase mine gorgeous sweet tuxie princess girlfriendcat Abby Manx has been sick and I has been furry werried about her.  But the aliens haf been quiet still - it's still cold here.  So my head is still feeling better.  back to you buttercream hips  

We still does not haf a  'puter - we is borrowing the mom's werk laptop for now.  We hopes to be back bisiting soon 'afore all of our furriends forget about us or stop liking us.

Thursday Thirteen Reasons I'm MAD (and mine life suks)

MILES

1.  I has to share this house with a crazy meezer, a spazzy meezer and a orinch meniss. 

2.  The mom kicks me in her sleep (so what that I lay next to her feets, she should know)

3.  The mom is slowly starving me to death 'acause she's on a diet.  

4.  The mom keeps picking mine eye boogers out.  I hates that.  I like mine eye boogers where they are.  That's why I put them there. 

5.  The mom will not let me stick my head in her mouth while she is sleeping 

6.  The Orinch Meniss bites mine ears

7.  The computer here suks

8.  The mom's feets are ICE-CIKLES and the only spot on the cowch that's left for me is on top of them.  

9.  The spazzmo is LOUD

10. I KNOW there's HAM in the cold box.  But someone is not allowed to haf it so apparently I cannot haf any.  

11.  The Orinch Meniss keeps coming back inside

12.  The crunchy bowl was empty yesterday. 

13.  I'M HUNGRY

Cranky Wednesday

MILES

So, Sammy stole my meezer report.  The mom STILL has not gotted a new craptop - the old one which is about 9 years old is really really slow and can't do much.  I'm furry cranky about this sitchewashun.  I has stuff to say.  I WILL NOT BE SILENCED.  

Meezer Tuesday Miles Report

MILES

To say I'm upset about this is a understatement.  It's TOOSDAY.  IT'S FRIGGIN TOOSDAY!!!! I just can't................

SAMMY

Ok, so here is the Meezer Tuesday Sammy Report

The Foods Report-  I really don't care but the loud mouthed brat was whining about diet food and only getting a little turkey.  He could stand to lose a ton or two himself.  Pig. 

The What did Billy do report: well he doesn't bother me nearly as much as he bothers Miles for some reason.  And I really don't care if he runs outside as long as he doesn't come back with an alien.  But he doesn't run out in the snow so all is good this week. 

The what did nicky do report - well HE bothers me. He's always running around screaming and tossing stuff all over the place.  He just doesn't get the fine art of whapping.  tossing stuff around is NOT whapping.  Whapping involves precision and timing.  he's just a hack.  

The alien report - by Me, chief alien hunter.  With the snow and freezing temperatures, the aliens have not been out as much.  which is good.   It's quieter in my head when they're not out. 

Hey Pudding Hips - you got anything to add? 

::POUT:: NO.  I'm STILL MAD.  

well ok, that's the Meezer Tuesday SAMMY report for today.   

My kind of fun

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Know what's fun? Making a stinky and running through the house right after, and running into the floor lamp and knocking it ofur, then jumping on a paper bag and tearing it up and then jumping on the coffee table and sliding across it and making candle and stuff fly in the air and then landing on mommy's lap and putting your stinky paws in her face and watching her kind of wretch.  

Stoopid craptop

MILES

Well the mom was not able to fix the heat sync on the craptop, it's DEAD.  We has a old laptop that she will haf to reconfigue, or maybe she will use the old laptop to connect to the external hard drive and just use that for a while.  We doesn't know what she's doing.  All she does is just sit there and mumble stuff and say werds on the bad werd list.  But I was able to swipe a HYOOGE piece of turkey from her plate last night.  She has discofered that turkey sammiches is less calories (whatefur those is) than some of her noo-tra-system dinners.  That's a good thing.  

uh oh

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

The mom is mad  - our laptop died while she was trying to do a post, and now it won't start up again.  She will try and fix it tonight, 'acuase that's what she does, but it may not be fixable.  

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report-  we hadded TURKEY for dinner.  The mom has started somefing called NOO-TRA-SYSTEM so I don't fink we're efur gonna get good foods again.

The What did Billy do report - he ranned out in the cold rain and gotted his feets wet and cold, and then when the mom caught up wif him, he putted his cold wet dirty feets on her face.  YEAH!

The what did Nicky do report - EVERYFING.  SHEESH. 

The whack-o report by whack-job coconut cream pie head Sammy:

Deer Aliens::

Back to you mashed potato brain

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

I's not in trouble anymore

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

The Yogurt Maker is not broked.  But I think that I might haf dumped somefing from the counter in the human litterbox room from the counter into the human litterbox while the mom was brushing her teefs.  somefing called mask-scare-ya.

Uh oh

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I finks I's in trouble.  I knocked down the chrissymouse tree yesterday - again.  Mommy did say though that it was time to take it down, so I was helping.  I'm a good boy that way. 

I may have also knocked her yogurt maker off the kitchen counter.  I hope it still werks.  

It's finally winter

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

We's 'posed to get lots of snow today - and since mommy did not get our secret paws pikshurs from the camera to the laptop, we's hafing a combinashun house trashing and nap pile party.  Come on ofur! There's HAM in the fridge!!!!

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report for today

The Foods Report - chick-hen nuggets (fanks Auntie Ellen) other than that NOTHING. 

The What did Billy do report - well he was good for Auntie Ellen last week. HAHAHAHA The Mom. Take that.

The what did Nicky do report - well, when the mom gotted home he put a HOOYGE scratch on her chest. 

The I'm in trouble too report - I could not help it, I spent all day biting the mom's legs yesterday.  I doesn't know why, but she is MAD at me.

The Alien report - well, I doesn't haf a report this week 'acuase the mom was not here and Auntie Ellen does not unnerstand me.  I missed mine the mom.  Back to you BAD MILES. 

The Mom report - well the mom is back from the house of mouse.  No, she didn't go bisit that large rodent.  She and grammie wented other places and visited the dad.  She camed home really sick.  That was kind of annoying, i was hoping for french toast for new years brekkies.  It's not starting out to be a good year for me. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today - oh and today is our blogaversary, we've been blogging for 6 years! I was just a kitten when we started!

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