Guess What?

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

AUNTIE ELLEN FINDED HER RING!!! Now I doesn't haf to sell mine furs or something equally horrible for green papers to buy her a new one, and possibly haf to get married.  And GUESS WHO HADDED IT????

BILLY!!! She finded HIM playing wif it - so IT WAS NOT MINE FAULT!!!

In other news, Sammy is driving me nuts sitting in front of the dungeon door howling.  I've been down there, I didn't see and aliens or ghosts or alien ghosts.  I think he's a little screwey in the head. 

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

I has to try and earn green papers to replace the ring that I may or may not haf whapped off Auntie Ellen's table.  Sammy says that I has to marry her if I buys her a ring.  I doesn't know about that - I think i's too young get married.  Asides, what would the beautiful Myst think? But i think that I should prolly buy her a new ring if she cannot find the one that i may or may not haf losted on her.  I doesn't 'amember doing anything like that.  It was prolly Billy.  He's too ram-bunk-shus. 

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

The Foods Report - well we did not haf turkey on turkey day - we hadded prime rib and it was GOOD.  Also, I hadded FRENCH TOAST. 

The What did Billy do report - he is FURRY SNEAKY.  The mom and Auntie Ellen wented outside to do somefing and 3 minutes when they wented to come back in Billy was waiting at the door for them - OUTSIDE.  No one knows how he gotted out.  But at least he didn't go anywhere bad.  But he is GROWNDED FOR LIFE.

The What did Nicky do report - well Auntie Ellen is missing a ring.  Nicky prolly whapped it somewhere. So he has to buy her one for chrissymouse if she can't find it.  If he buys her a ring, does he haf to marry her?

The Whacko report by whacko syko Sammy: Well, I gotted into the dungeon.  The ghosts is still there but the mom moved them I think.  She putted stuff like chairs and the pik-nik table in the ghost corner, so I hadded to search for them.  In the boxes.  And the plastik containers.  I heard them but I could not quite find them.  I think that it's Ralphie. I will haf to sneak down there and search more.  The mom should not haf moved the ghosts though.  That was wrong. 
Oh, and the aliens were out ALOT this weekend 'acuase it was warm out.  The was FURRY LOUD and it was FURRY ANNOYING.  I really haf to find a way to shut them up.
Back to you coconut cream thighs. 

::SIGH:: - Our satellite box in the lifing room broked this weekend.  and the mom did not turn the one on in her room - and Auntie Ellen did not turn the one on in her room either, so we was BORED.  I shur hope the new one comes today.  Or else I will haf to resort to ghost hunting with the whackjob. 

That is the Meezer Monday Miles report for today

Happy Thanksgiving

Funniest Gifs

Day 'afore turkey day

MILES

And guess what? WE IS NOT HAFING TURKEY!!!!! What's up wif that???? The mom is LAZY.  I finks we's hafing roast beast.  That's NOT thanksgifing foods!!!!! what's up wif that???? I gots to find a new mom

Nicky Tuesday

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

Something weerd is going on here - Sammy keeps pacing back and forth by the dungeon door, howling. He says there's ghosts down there and they are calling to him.  I's really really scairt and doesn't know what to do.  Miles says we should open the door and let the ghosts out.  I doesn't think that's a furry good idea. 

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

Here is the Meezer Monday Miles Report

The Foods Report - eggs and ham and bacon!!!

The what did Billy do report - of course he ranned outside lots on Auntie Ellen

The what did Nicky do report - he was good this week!

The whacko report by whack job Sammy - well, the aliens were pretty quiet last week - it snowed and was rainy some other days.  I hope they stay quiet - i can finally sleep some wifout worrying about them coming to get me.  but i's hearing voices from the dungeon again.......

oh cripes, he's losing it again - ahhhhhhhhhhh stay tuned for more nonsense later this week. 

that is the meezer monday miles report for today

Finally Friday

UPDATE: THE NAPATHON IS CONTINUING ALL WEEKEND  - WIF SOME HOUSE TRASHING THROWN IN!!! we gots lots of foods (ham and real live dead shrimps and stuff) and milk and big kitty drinks too!!!!

It's cold and it snowed.  We's just gonna haf a nap pile.  There's plenty of room for efurrybody

Miles Whiney Wednesday

MILES

Deer Nicky tattle pants - I's sorry I was mean to you.  I didn't mean to be mean.  I was just cranky 'acause you all has been mean to me for a couple of weeks and I hasn't felted good.  I's sorry little dood.  

Ok the mom? can I has some ham now? 

Miles Tuesday

MILES

::hides duck tape::

Hello, welcome to Nicky Miles Tuesday.  I'm Miles! ::shoves a head into a pillow::
where was I? Oh yea, it's Miles Tuesday ::MMMUUUUUHHHHHH:: ahem, excuse me.  Just a little frog in the throat.  ::hhhhhhuuuuuupppppp:: AHEM.  well, it seems like I's having a little vocal issue today.  good thing I'm not a singer hehehehehehe.  Oh, where's Nicky? Uh, well, I doesn't see him anywhere around ::HHHHUUUUPPPPP:: ::pushes a head back down into a pillow:: Nope, I doesn't see him around anywhere.  So, what should we talk about today??

::PSSSTT HEY MILES!!:: WHAT SAMMY? I'S TRYING TO DO A BLOG POST!! ::whispers:: there's some HAM laying around on a plate on the coffee table  - you better get it fast 'afore Billy does!!

uh, 'skuse me for a minute ::runs to living room::

::Sammy pulls tape off Nicky's mouth:: ::AHHHHHHHH THAT HURTS:: 

Ok, I's back....... uh........ what's going on? Nicky, what happened to your furs??

Miles, you knows what happened! You putted DUCK TAPE on me.  That's not right and I's gonna tell mommy!!!

oh Nicky, please - you guys didn't let me post mine Monday report for a couple of weeks and that wasn't fair either!   I was just hafin a little fun with you.  Don't tell the mom, ok?

Well, ok.  I won't. 


MOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM, guess what Miles did?

Meezer Monday Miles Report

MILES

I'S BACK!!!!  This week I hided so that "others" could not tie me up and gag me and take mine Meezer Monday report. 
Meezer Mom: uh, Miles, that's not REALLY the truth is it?
Uh the mom, what does you know.  You has NO IDEA what I's been through. 
Meezer Mom: um, I think I do.  Now why don't you tell efurryone the REAL reason you missed some Monday reports? 
well DUH, it's 'acause I was tied up and gagged!!!
MM: oh Miles, it has nothing to do with the fact that you were sleeping and could not be bothered to get up?
uh NOOOOOOOOOO the mom, that's not it!!!!!!!! Now stop telling efurryone that's I's lazy!!!
MM: oh Miles, not lazy, just, uh, tired. 
SHEESH MOM STOP IT!! The others was mean to me and you didded NOFING to help!
MM: oh, I see, well, I'm sorry Miles.  I will try and do better.
SHEESH

Ok, the Foods Report: Now that Auntie Ellen is here, I gets turkey bacon in the mornings and a little taste of cream cheese too. 

The What did Billy do report: now that Auntie Ellen is here, Billy runs out of the house like a JILLION times a day. 

The what did Nicky do report: well, he "helped" Auntie Ellen put together her shelfs.  and by that I mean he knocked them ofur.  Twice.

The whack job report by whacko scairty cat Sammy:   Well, I has not seen many aliens lately 'acause THERE'S A STRANGER IN MINE HOUSE.  I has to look for the aliens from the upstairs windows 'acause THE STRANGER IS DOWNSTAIRS MOST OF THE TIME.  There's a couple of new aliens on the street though.  I hopes it snows soon and the aliens stay inside.  wait, that means they'll be cooking and eating their people.  Well, SOME people in the nay-bor-hood should be eated 'acause they's just WEERD.  Maybe a alien will eat the stranger that is here.  The mom says it's Auntie Ellen, but I think she came from the mother ship. Back to you pudding thighs. 

Uh, well, some things never change.  That is the Meezer Monday Miles report.  I will be back next week unless I's tied up and gagged again. 

(MM: or you're too "tired" to get your butt off the couch). 

Maybe a alien will eat her.

It's mine PURRFDAY!!!!

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

 IT'S MINE PURRFDAY!!! YAY!!!!  

I'S 2 TODAY!!!! COME AND HAF SOME FUN WIF ME!!!!!! AND SOME CAKE!!!!!

Veterans Day 11/11/11

I lost my dad 3 weeks ago today.  At the cemetary the honor guard was there to play Taps and present my mom with a flag for his service in WWII.  It was the most incredibly touching experience I have ever had.  I have always been very proud of my dad and I miss him so much. 

Do not stand at my grave and weep

I am not there, I do not sleep

I am a thousand winds that blow

I am the diamond glints on snow

I am the sunlight on ripened grain

I am the gentle autumn rain

When you awaken in the mornings hush

I am the swift uplifting rush

of quiet birds in circled flight

I am the soft stars that shine at night

Do not stand at my grave and cry

I am not there, I did not die.

The 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month, 1918

The day The War to End All Wars ended.

In Flanders fields the poppies blow

between the crosses row on row

that mark our place; and in the sky

Scarce heard among the guns below

We are the dead.  Short days ago

We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset go

Loved and were loved, and now we lie

In Flanders fields

Take up our quarrel with the foe!

To you from falling hands we throw

the torch - be yours to hold it high

If ye break faith with us who die

we shall not sleep, though

poppies grow

In Flanders fields.

If only it really had been the war to end all wars................

YIPPEE!!!!

ORINCH MENISS

Mine Auntie Ellen has moved up here from Birginia and has moved in wif us for a while! ME is so happy!!! ME LOVES AUNTIE ELLEN!!! 

PLUS, she will be here all day to feed ME and efurry time she goes out ME can sneak out the door!! YIPPEE!!!!!! 

The Orinch Meniss wins again

ORINCH MENISS

ME watches a lot of TV when ME is not running around outside.  ME thinks that the is the very best thing ME has EFUR seen on TV.  EFUR

Stick some fev-vers on your tail and shake em

ORINCH MENISS

I's taking ofur!!!!!

Meezer Monday Miles Report

BILLY SWEETFEETS

It's mine turn!! Here is ORINCH MENISS MONDAY report

Foods - ME LOVES FOODS.  ME eated turkey and chick-hen!!!

What did Poopy Headed Meezer do report - they're all poopy headed meezers and don't know what fun is like runnning outside and playing wif woofies.  Poopy headed meezers hide unner the bed.

the why can't ME go outside report? MOM LADY PERSON WHY CAN'T ME GO OUTSIDE???? ME is good boy! ME likes rolling in grass.  PLEASE??

The talking to woofies report:   Next door woofie loves ME and likes to lick me. Lots.  ME loves him!!!   "ahind the house woofie like ME and bounces up and down alot.  Other next door woofie likes ME but is loud. New woofie in the nayborhood is cute and likes ME and ME ranned out the door and akross the lawn to his house.  Mom lady person made ME go back inside.  POOP. 

The why are mine feets wet again report - mine feets is wet again.  ME likes to sit in the rain box after mom lady person gets out.  ME also likes to drink rain box water.  ME wants mine own rain box to play in!

that is ORINCH MENISS MONDAY report. 

Happy Peace day

OH DEER

NICHOLAS FUZZYPANTS

UPDATE:  i's sorry i forgotted to put that momm is ok.  her little car may be a goner.
A vishus deer tried to kill mine mommy today!! LOOKIE! HE LEFTED HIS ANTLERS UNNER HER FEETS.  (and how did that happen, he didn't go all the way through the window!)

No it was not

SAMMY

An open letter to Nicholas BrattyPants

Deer Nicholas BrattyPants

No, mine tail was NOT in your face.  It was firmly attached to mine butt, on the other side of the bed.  Now, I realize that you has "issues" with a tilty head and eyes that are constantly moving back and forth and maybe you cannot see as well as me, but that's no excuse.  I am the senior cat here. I am the Alpha Cat.  YOU are the babycat and on the bottom of the ladder.  Stop trying to usurp mine po-zishun in the house, and speshully mine po-zishun on the bed.  As I said 'afore, the sleeping space on the mom's face is still available. I sugjest you use it.  

Sincerely
Alpha Senior Cat Samuel Alphonse Meezer.  

Nicky tuesday

Nicholas Fuzzypants


No, Sammy did NOT eat mine head.  and YES i bited his tail.  It was in mine face.  he says it was not - it was across the bed.  But I could see it, so it WAS in mine face.  Ok, so I did haf to jump ofur mommy to bite it.  But it WAS in mine face by the time I bited it.